[quote=@Realmatic]
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*walks toward a large metal pole* Follow me! No carpets around here for some reason, so we'll have to switch elsewhere. Now, watch closely. *the pole melts into a viscous fluid with the same temperature as before and gathers under us, hardening into a sheet of metal that carries us up into the air*
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*watches eagerly* Fascinating.