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[@Invader Len]
I have changed my title to reflect this lucrative and powerful position. I accept if gratefully and swear to only use my position for good, and not to instill a horrifying dystopia where all characters taller than mine have their legs severed.
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I salute you for taking your position with such diligence, and have great confidence that you will not enact this terrible society which would force an underground resistance of amputees and redefine wheelchair-bound warfare.