Az. I need you to calm down, okay? Now listen very carefully. In exactly fifteen minutes and thirty seven seconds post completion of reading this text, you will blink. When you do so, someone in Mexico will fart. This will cause a chain reaction of people waving their hands in front of their faces with disgusted looks, thereby causing some of the more humorous people in earshot to laugh while making the same gesture. From there, people will give the obnoxious crowd strange looks, warily pulling shirts up over their noses. None of this is related to the wrecking ball that will crash through your wall. You must duck exactly six seconds after you blink and the Mexican farts. All debris and the wrecking ball itself will miss you, excluding a single shard of glass, which will cut your cheek, starting the standard action movie wound accumulation. Once the debris settles, you will jump out of the hole in the wall, landing on the crane. When you land, you will respond to this post, asking for further instructions, whilst I observe from a space-bound camera.