[@Avanhelsing]At this point I don't really think you need to do anything grand, considering right now we're just trying to get everyone to the ceremony (by Wednesday, was the deadline given). Just ask the people you're talking to "Yo, friends, pals, buddys, chums, howza 'bout wez skedaddladledingdong and skeboosh to dat there ceremony post-haste". And then go there.

Or something similar.