[@SpookySquid] My only issue is the alcohol burn thing xD An alcohol burn acts like a strong acid(like HCL). A strong acid will give up hydrogen and dehydrate your skin, causing it to burn. An alcohol burn [R-OH + 3(O2) → 2(CO2) + ౩(H2O)] (or something like that xD) will also have hydrogen left over from the initial carbon chain which will dehydrate your skin, though not on the same level of bad news.

EDIT: Otherwise I'm gonna start working on a post.