I fight to rid the world of small evil midgets in purple (and/or dark blue) magician outfits.  I throw [@Witch Cat] , Veigar and Kennen in a pit of eternal hellfire, setting Riven, Yasuo and Darius to guard the pit in case burned carcasses try to somehow escape. As a final touch, I toss the contents of a cup of gasoline over my shoulder and smirk satisfactorily as the flames surge in response. 

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQCAEl5OnM]As I walk away from the pit, laughing mercilessly, a bolt of yellow lightning strikes the flames. This electrifies all within, making them even crispier. [/url]