[@Dervish]

You'd think Mass Effect villains never learned :P

Saren: "Oh no, Shepard is gaining on me! What do I do? *Frantically shoots multiple civilians*... wait, I should totally just get myself some Reaper IMPLANTS! What's the worst that could happen to my free will?"
Illusive Man: "Oh no, Shepard is gaining on me! What do I do?" *Frantically blows multiple cigarettes* ... wait, I should totally just get myself some Reaper IMPLANTS! What's the worst that could happen to my free will?"