[@BrokenPromise]

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And I would've kept it too [s]for a while[/s], were it not for you meddling kid[s]s[/s]!

Oh, as for actual bad writing, I find this article a pretty hilarious showcase:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/authors/dont-make-fun-of-renowned-dan-brown/