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[color=a187be]"Good afternoon, i'm Eulalio, and you're listening to KRDJ, your one stop shop for talk radio, all day and every day. It's another beautiful day here in the big melting pot of the city between the rivers, and tonight, we're gonna take a good hard look at the newest latest attraction to grace our fair city, the International Brazillian Fighting Cup, taking place just up the road from the old Palace building. Tickets will be available all throughout today and tommorrow, if you wanna come and watch some super-powered badasses beat the ever loving snout out of each other, this is the trip for you. With us in the studio is the head Referee of the event, Mister Steve Bannon."[/color]

[i]"Que tal?"[/i]

[color=a187be]"So, Mister Bannon, the first rounds have all but almost cleared themselves up, what can you say about our contestants, who should we keep an eye for?"[/color]

[i]"Gracias, Eulalio. Well, we've had some wonderful bunch of contestant here on the first night of the competition. Two that really caught[i][/i] my eye, personally, were the competitors of Heat D. Interesting mix of both brains and brawn in this fight, up between the two ton terror of Tannhauser, Klara G-Grimolf-doter, and Missus 'Splosion Man herself, Otsana "Binladen" Corral. Let me tell you, i reckon the eyes of every red-blooded male in the audience were fixed on these two fierce competitors, and I'm not just talking about their performance on the mat if you know what I-"[/i]

[color=a187be]"Misser Bannon, this is a family show!"[/color]

[i]"I apologize. Still, this competition is doing wonders for the MMA scene, as you know. Hundreds, if not thousands of spectators for just the first night. And we've been hearing rumors of Ticketmaster actually selling out their stock, so buy in early, listeners! You're not gonna want to miss some of this spectacle!"[/i]

[color=a187be]"Putting aside the blatant promotion, what do you say to some of the concerns that the events were Unsafe and Dangerous to look at? We here at KRDJ received word that a stray bullet from one of the heats, er... 'went into a spectator's shoulder, causing him to be rushed to hospital'. Any comment on that?"[/color]

Silence. Dead air, while Joaoquim tried to gather his thoughts. Gosh, this radio business was harder then he thought.

[i]"Ah, well, this isn't a traditional competition, as you know. Many of the fighters are used to needing to demonstrate, erm... how you say, Dominance? My point is that we're probably not going to make action figures out of these guys. There's going to be blood and guts on display, maybe a few cusses when things get really hairy, y'know? So maybe don't bring the kiddies. If they wanna watch, we're going to air these matches on TV heavily edited. Which is gonna be a real pain, especially with all the cussing that went on with Heat A with El Uno, but we'll manage it. But i gotta say, there's something so amazingly raw about seeing these events live, y'know? This whole feeling that anything can happen between these guys and gals when they really do put their lives on the line. I'd hate to be against these guys in a dark alleyway in the favelas, am i right?"[/i]

[color=a187be]"I'm sure. Still, I hear that the rampant use of firearms in this tournament has attracted some Ire, hasn't it? I think there was an article about it in the Rio Gazette, bemoaning how you're setting a bad examp-"[/color]

[i]"Psh, the Gazette's a rag, you know that! What we're offering is some real action, real combat, and maybe even some real violence. We don't want to put limits on what our competitors can do, Arbitrarily fencing off a few weapons just because the average Joe on the street can't get their mitts on them isn't our way."[/i]

[color=a187be]"Well, if you're sure. We'll be back after these words from our sponsors, don't go away!"[/color]