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[center][h1][I][u]"Introducing, a Very Odd Trio!"[/u][/I][/h1][/center]
[center][@Weird Tales][@Karkinos][@GarlandDaHero][@l0ck0n][@Utrax][@Cherrywitch][@Cat][@Depressedsoviet][@Deathsong12][@Burning Kitty][@Blight Bug][@blumenk][@MechonRaptor][@Melkor] (I apologize if I missed anyone.)[/center]
[Center]Color Scheme for Dialogue: [color=black]John[/color],[color=9e0b0f]Devan[/color], and [color=slategray]Jayce[/color][/center]

Devan had glanced over at the one who yelled about lovebirds before looking over at Jayce and John. Shaking his head he looked back down at his papers with a smirk until John spoke up.

[color=black]"Oh he's not my type, I'm more interested in this lovely figure over here."[/color] Gesturing towards Devan who looked up at John with a glare.

[color=9e0b0f]"Wha the fu-John shut up you-ah forget it...I'm not fueling the fire."[/color] Devan simply rolled his eyes and shook his head again, lazy eyes focusing on his paperwork. 

[color=slategray]"FUCK YOU SLUUUUT! Your mom sucks the devil's dong!"[/color] There he goes again Devan thought. Jayce shot out of his seat and flipped off the skimpy clad woman, ready to challenge her to a fight. 

[color=black]"That was a very vivid image I just got...Quite interesting really. I wonder if the devil uses lubri-."[/color] Behind the anger in Jayce's eyes, a look of disgust came through to complement it as he glanced at John...[i][color=slategray]'You're so weird'[/color][/i] he thought to himself until once again someone spoke up about the non-existent love triangle between the three to which Jayce simply flipped them off. Slowly a tick mark grew on Devan's head and he sighed, turning his attention to the teddy bear next to him.

[color=9e0b0f]"Imagine having to deal with them 24/7 365 days a week..."[/color] Glancing over at the teddy bear before looking back at his paperwork.

The commotion and arguing became louder and louder as people shouted to kiss, others cheering the idea on, someone offering payment (to which Jayce noted) and soon enough Jayce snapped, finally giving in to the bullshit.

[color=slategray]"Fuck all of you pieces of shit! You got a problem with me then we'll take it outside and i show you who the actual fuck your dealing with!"[/color] And with that he turned back to his chair until-

[i]thwack[/i]
[i]thunk[/i]

[color=slategray]"Sonova...GrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"[/color] He was hit with a surprise attack from behind, a timid boy had been thrown at him by what Devan and John saw. It seemed to have gotten quiet after that until the boiling anger from Jayce shot up and out like a geyser. He spun around as his hands began to tear aprt into tendrils, reforming into two spears that sunk into the ground on either side of the boy. and in front of said boy, spiked tendrils shot from underneath the ground and around the room, impaling the walls in the room, all of which missing its occupants by inches. Devan barely had time to react as one nearly claimed his life via his throat and John, as flexible as he was, contorted himself in a position that allowed him to practically use the tendrils as a hammock.

[color=black]"Thanks Jay-bird"[/color] John sing-song.

[color=9e0b0f]"Whoa! ....For fuck sakes Jayce! This is what we're talking about with your anger!!"[/color] Finally gaining composure after the near fatal strike, he railed Jayce with the evident fact of the need for anger management classes. Jayce stared down at the ground, his eyes dashing back and forth in a dilated position. Soon he focused in on the boy who laid on the ground. 

[color=slategray]"M-My bad.."[/color] He hesitantly apologized to Maxwell before retracting the tendrils and reforming his hands, causing John to drop to the floor with an audible [i]"ACK![/i]. Jayce was still boiling as evidence could be seen in his clenched fist. John called out to him and tossed him a lighter to which Jay-bird nodded in appreciation. Quickly he lit the cigarette and exhaled a large cloud of it before returning to his now broken seat.

[color=9e0b0f]"Annnnnd another thing we're gonna have to pay back...great."[/color] And with that comment, Jayce simply looked over at Devan.

[color=slategray]".....................................I hate you..."[/color]