[quote=@Mammalia]
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

*approaches you nonchalantly, stroking both sides of my hair away from my face; I shoot either side of you with explosive bullets to keep you down and then shoot your stomach with something that seems harmless*
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*Walls of water rise up on either side of me as I recover, protecting me from the blasts, and when you shoot me in the gut harmlessly, I scramble to my feet and run into the forest*