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What the absolute fuck? He was talking about children—about [i]slaughtering[/i] children! Rogues or not, the story the man was spewing from his ugly mouth made her stomach tighten into a knot. Whatever excitement she'd had for breakfast had vanished into thin air, and now, Audrey was leaning against the table and giving the man across the room a look of disgust. 

As Audrey thought of the many horrible ways the man could die, Kayla continued typing away on her laptop. [i]Clack, clack, clack.[/i] The sound of her friend's fingers typing away did little to ease Audrey's growing hatred for the man across the room. Kayla, ever the observant, picked up on the faces Audrey was making and noticed her friend's silent plight. 

"Psst, Aud, I thought we were going to write our report?"

Audrey leaned back into her seat and groaned. [color=f08080]"How can you write when fuck face over there won't shut up?"[/color]

Kayla bit down on her lip and ignored the hostility in her friends' voice. She didn't like him or his story either, but there wasn't anything they could do. "We should focus on the report. Come on, don't let him ruin breakfast. The food is great, there wasn't any mac and cheese at the border, but now we've got all we can eat!" 

Noticing what her friend was trying to do, Audrey eased up on the anger and peered at the pasta and cheese combo on her friend's plate. "Fine, only because the mac and cheese looks great." And before Kayla could do anything, Audrey reached for her fork and nabbed a big chunk of food from off of her friend's tray. The food was promptly shoveled into Audrey's mouth. 

"No fair, Aud!"

Audrey smirked. [color=f08080]"What? You said it yourself, the mac and cheese is irresistible."[/color]

For a moment, the obnoxious asylum had been forgotten. At least, until a woman from across the room began striding towards him. Audrey arched an eyebrow at the scene before them and groaned in despair when the woman asked the man to repeat his story. It was the same disgusting tale—until Maeve punched him and sent him crashing through the fish tank.

Broken glass and water spilled into the room, and Audrey, she leaped to her feet and cheered.

[color=f08080]"Hell yeah!"[/color] 

"More like no," a stunned Kayla hissed as she reached for her friend's arm and tugged her back into her seat.

[color=f08080]"Kayla, he's asshole of the month. He deserves it."[/color]

In the span of a few minutes, everything went to hell. The woman's partner (Audrey assumed it was her partner) jumped in to help and the asshole's friends jumped in and retaliated. 

[color=f08080]"Kick his butt!"[/color] Audrey hollered from where she and Kayla were seated. 

"I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it," Kayla clarified. "But we're not getting involved."

Audrey blinked dumbly. Sure, she could be a brash idiot when people got on her nerves, but she had in no way been planning to get involved because: 

1.) She was a fresh graduate and would get her ass kicked to kingdom come
2.) As cool as the brawl was, tons of people were already getting involved and it obviously wasn't going to end well
3.) Simply because she wasn't [i]that [/i]stupid

[color=f08080]"Kayla, we're not getting involved,"[/color] she reassured.

"Good, good, we have a report to write—"

[color=f08080]"Go bone lady!"[/color] Much to her friend's dismay, Audrey continued to cheer.