Might as well join this as well.

(Player 1) attempts to pull a practical joke on (Player 2), no realizing that they actually pulled a killing joke on them.

(Player 1) accidentally gets a magic hammer stuck in their ass, leaving them to die a slow, painful death of internal blunt force trauma.

(Player 1) attempts to yiff a furry, only to realize that it was an actual animal far too late.

(Player 1) writes a terrible smutty slash fanfic based on the actions above).

(Player 1) learns that Betty Crocker isn't a real person and has a breakdown.