[quote=@Hologram Prose]
I already suspect a majority of Tel's memos to the Captain will concern something related to or directly caused by Res.

[i]"Message from Tel to Captain Scary-pants:

Res has created a society of micro-organisms in the refrigerator that now worship him as "the Many-Legged God", we have made attempts to drive them out using insecticides but so far it has not been successful. Alarmingly, despite their small size, these creatures appear to be extremely strong and have begun to master the basics of arcane magic. Crew member Johns suffered a small fireball to the face when he tried to physically remove the arctic invaders.

I have tried to convince Res that he should encourage his newfound followers to go on a pilgrimage to the the garbage compactor, but he said that would be rude, and said that they are an important part of his effort to develop Hot Dog Cake.

- Tel"[/i]
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[I]P.S. Az has begun studying them and believes Res creating them could further his studies of the Astral Gates, so he's placed them under his protection until further notice.[/i]