[@GingerBaron] In Warhammer it's "Dwarfish", 'Dwarves' are Tolkien's linguistics. Also, I'd need to get a sample of writing off you first - I'm not massively elitist or anything, but I do require a decent grasp of spelling and grammar. As for the idea, that's reasonably sound.

[@mifune] Fair one and thank you, I'm honoured.