That was generally just uncalled for and rude.

Of course this isn't going to work. I have standards about my writing- I want things to make sense. You're right- we're not writing a novel. But we are writing a story, and I find it relaxing when things make sense, and characters aren't making totally irrational calls and decisions just because. 

My apologies for wanting to roleplay with someone who put in some effort to the story. I'll screen people better next time, so I don't end up with another situation like this.