[quote=@Webmaster]
<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

*Opens my mouth, and on the back of my tongue, there is a temporary tattoo of a cartoon spider*
...
*Hands a similar spider tattoo up to you, undetectably laced with LSD*
[/quote]

*i stare at you*


... I'm not taking this. I dont do tongue tattoos.