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Welcome to the show, kiddo! 

I'm so glad that I'm still alive. I thought after the badger incident I would have gone the way of John Cleese's parrot and joined the choir invisible. I was sure that the sign that said, 'do not feed the badgers, don't chase the badgers. Definitely don't do either or both when naked', was less of a warning and more a challenge. [i]No sign tells me what to do[/i]. I don't have access to a Canadian and my psychologist blocked me on all social media platforms. Is there another alternative?

All that aside, it's good to see a new face here! You'll fit right in sure enough and find lots of fun RPs and fun partners. They're all fun here. Which sounds really ominous, like Pennywise insisting that, [i]they all float down here[/i], but I promise there's no sewer clowns to be found on RPGuild.

If you have any questions or just wanna chat, don't be shy! PM me. I have more to say about the different breeds of clown. [s]Spoiler: they're all horrifying.[/s]