As Yaj was putting pen to paper Yuji came up to stop him. She said that This essay was far too long and Yaj needed to stop. But there was a slight problem... [color=00a651]"... But I'm already done?"[/color] Sure enough as everyone else was freaking out over the absurdity of a two million worded essay, Yaj had completed this very task. All those sheets of papers he had were written with small, yet legible characters, front and back. He had the completed papers stacked up on top of each other like a book. He even had enough time to write a cover sheet and reference materials.

Yaj had written a two million word essay. In roughly ten minutes. Such was his astonishing penmenship.

Acting very smug about it, Yaj, carefully organized his stack of papers and took out some string to bind the sheets together. [color=00a651]"Yer might be in fer a surprise, but I'm a great writer. Two million words ain't nuthin fer me. The rest of ya grots might be too gittish to getit done, but ain't nuthin to me. Nuthin at all!"[/color] Surely those libraries and offices will regret denying Yaj a job when they here of this heroic task being completed. Truly if anyone here is worthy of being Jaded Wild's hero, it was the Jade Orc himself. [color=00a651]"Jade Orc... Yeah, dat sounds gud."[/color]

As he was contemplating his new title, Yaj saw some trouble brewing. Some tough guy was having problems with the old man and putting hands on him. That crazy inquisitor from before was up to stop him, but now she was flashing her badge. This was bad. Yaj needed to stop them before things got too crazy... Or maybe... It was time to take things up a notch. Putting his essay into his bag Yaj stood up and stretched a bit before looking at Yuji. [color=00a651]"Watch dis."[/color] Yaj ran up to the two loudmouths and pushed the guy's head right towards Aimee's, ideally for an unintentional kiss. That ought to shut the two up. Besides, it was Aimee's fault for being so close to the guy. Yaj was now on standby to see how they'd react.

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