I sexually identify as a nice person. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being nice to people. People tell me that being a nice person is impossible and that I'm a nicetard but I don't care, those guys are meanies. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a smiley face to me and then I can smile and be nice. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a nice person and my right to be friendly; protecting my right of emotion. If you can't accept me you are a niceaphobe and should check your mean privilege, fucking cis straight white male cum. For those who do accept me as a nice person, thanks for understanding.