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"We cannot make peace with America, so we're going to accidentally sink every ship in their Pacific fleet. It's going to be quite the incident."

"The Americans are pissed, and it's clear that we underestimated their manufacturing. Everything we blew up has already been replaced, so we're going to hold them at what we'll now coin to be the Midway Incident."

"The Americans have taken over nearly all our territories, and destroyed the garrison at Iowa Jima in the Oh Shit Incident."

"There was an incident in Hiroshima."

"There was another incident in Nagasaki."

"We have come to the conclusion that we will surrender and allow the Americans to end this incident. It is clear that diplomacy nor victory was possible in the Pacific Incident."