Another day, another roleplayer. I'd do like Scar and tell you to "be prepared", but really, I've come to realize over the years that being absolutely -mental- is more or less expected in a roleplaying community, so I'll spare myself the effort.

[b]But wasn't that paragraph a lot [i]more[/i] effort?[/b]

Shush, you.

Okay, so. What can I say? I reside in Norway's (not so) beautiful capital of Oslo, I'm in my tweens, and my chromosomes are of the XY variety. (If you don't know what that means, google it.) I have done roleplay in various forms before, and I'm looking to get something with which to pass my time and pour a little creativity into. My ideas tend to be cock-up cascades of proportions matching those of Black Mesa, but at least I'm a more forgiving personality than GLaDOS, if not any less narcissistic.

If you want to write with me, I prefer shorter back-and-forth posts rather than waiting (or having you wait) for a week only to recieve a wall of text more daunting to the average ADHD patient than a tiger tank to a poor french infantryman, and I prefer having my stories based around rather a lot of dialouge, like in the Clone Wars (but hopefully better excecuted.)

Did I fill my pop culture reference quota yet? Anyway. I'm currently semi-hooked on the Fallout universe, but I'd be willing to give anything more far-fetched than a pizza with some cheese a spin if the idea presents itself well enough. So, give me a shout! 

... FUS RO DAH!

... Okay, I'll stop now.