Granted, you now can use stars as a mode of transportation. They aren't really fast, nor comfortable.

Ok, intelligent alien life. After years of travelling, you come across a barren planet, mechanized by an AGI. Thankfully for you, it has no intention using the atoms in your bodies or on Earth, but it only wants to talk about the societal impacts of r/dankmemes. It has a great understanding of human society, and stays rational and on topic. Sure, knowing the societal impacts of r/dankmemes doesn't help humanity [i]much[/i], but it's some content.

[s]Also expansion of the universe happens[/s]

I wish for a single artificial general intelligence to be made on Earth, with its only goal in mind being to increase the ratio of pleasure to suffering, all largely according to each person's individual values, while ending as few lives as possible, not visibly altering human biology into unrecognizability, and keeping the overall society comparable to its current state.