[color=f49ac2]Name:[/color] Klomster Von Bismarck.
Known mostly as Klomster.

[color=f49ac2]Age:[/color] Born in the distant future of 1988.

[color=f49ac2]Species:[/color] Klomster.
Outwardly completely identical to humans, mostly all other ways as well. BUT! Not a human at all.
The primary attributes of being a Klomster is usually poor understanding of human interactions and for odd reasons referring to fish and the number 35.
The reasons for this might be some hidden racial memory, or he's just insane.

[color=f49ac2]Gender:[/color] Male.

[color=f49ac2]Sexual Orientation:[/color] Only women so far.

[color=f49ac2]Position:[/color] Un-employed.

[color=f49ac2]Personality:[/color] Usually friendly and nice, normally sits back and calmly studies what happens before him. If forced to fight he is unwilling to back down even to his own detriment. Even if he knows he'll lose.
Likes eating glue and try to be helpful and useful to people.
Can be pretentious and likes posing epicly for the camera. Or when others do it.

[color=f49ac2]Weaknesses:[/color] 
[b]Poor physical health and stamina.[/b]
You know poor fitness? You don't know poor fitness, Klomster has poor fitness. Run 10 feet? Yup, panting heavily. Run 20 feet? Might start to get breathing problems. More? Yeah, he's screwed.
[b]Bad initiative taking.[/b]
What? Who me? Do what? Nah. It can wait. He did what? I guess i might have to do something, but what? Oh no, now he's already somewhere else.
[b]Poor social understanding.[/b]
This here concept with human interactions and ways to express emotions is complicated, especially towards these being known as females. Very complex. They seem to dislike a multitude of things. Like winkie faces and looking at them too long.
And random hugs are also confusing. Why? It's not bad but still, why?
[b]Rambles.[/b]
Might start rambling incoherently, changing subject mid through speech or referring to different things after another. Can be confusing.

[color=f49ac2]Appearance:[/color] Long brown hair with a hint of red in sunshine. A slight beard. Oddly similar to the avatar to the left actually.
But usually don't wear a hat. Nor a surcoat. But rather a dark grey piké shirt and some work pants with several useful tools inside.

[color=f49ac2]Background:[/color] From the heavens, from a strange place where Klomsters live, came Klomster, who is a Klomster. Or so it claims.
Anyway, DEEP STRIKING! And studying interpersonal interactions is interesting.

[color=f49ac2]Skills:[/color] 
Can swordfight alright, especially with a wooden zweihander.
Can eat glue with no ill effects. No one knows why.
Is epicly god-like at making magical artifacts. Or just regular tools and mundane objects. Not electronics though. Can weave magic if needed to produce an artifact but not otherwise.
Can summon the mighty anvil of war, and the flaming hammer of hatred. Potent tools when forging magical artifacts.
Can have strange materials appear at a whim if needed for a magical artifact. This is also used to heat the materials being worked on.
Can dramatically enter and leave the chat or the scene, often through DEEP STRIKING! Which refers to arriving via drop pod or similar, at high speed with a dramatic impact. Shouting DEEP STRIKING is also an important part of this. Always to and from the heaven.
Has an infinite supply of glue, only comes in half litre bottles though. Labeled "Glue". The glue can bond most known materials.
Has an uncanny knowledge of deamonic entities and eldritch gods, seems to know some of them personally.
Is almost impossible to kill, although easy to take out since he lacks resistance and pain threshold.

[color=f49ac2]Special equipment:[/color]
[b]Indestructible cod-piece.[/b]
Forged upon the anvil of war with the flaming hammer of hatred, this cod-piece is worn by Klomster after he was kicked in the groin by a deamon. Klomster did not enjoy the experience and thus created the indestructible cod-piece after several people made fun of and/or comforted him. The Cod-piece is made of mithril or some shit and can't be destroyed by any reasonable means and even powerful beings find them too bothersome to bother trying to break.

[b]Steel spackle.[/b]
A seemingly regular steel spackle with a wooden handle constructed in two parts fastened on both sides with rivets. The spackle is covered in an almost black layer of surface rust.
It's very useful for poking things and always reform in one of the pockets of his pants. Regardless of how much it is damaged and if stolen.
It's useful for poking things and doing simple work. Excellent for scraping things. It's not overly sharp though.