Tell a story, five words at a time!

So basically, a bunch of water benders and Castile and megatron fall in love and punch a hole in the sun but then goku shows up and cabbages so hugs megatron. Sprinkle dank memes, screw grammar and consistency saurus rex. But then lasers and dank memes melt steel beams and cabbages "This is Sparta!" Lolz zomg.