[quote=@Kratesis]F: Explain why I don't want to write a really long and detailed post and getting dragged into a multi-page argument that will no doubt involve a grand amount of passive aggressive remarks, snark and barely veiled insults because there is nothing in it for me?[/quote]

"I'll write a long, detailed post explaining to them that I don't care enough about their opinions to bother writing the long, detailed post which they want me to write. That'll learn 'em.

"Also I'll morally proselytize in the process."

huh