Holy explosion of activity, what happened when I was gone?

Well, whatever it was, we could probably start off a JoJo RP with the crowd gathered here, OP or not, so I wouldn't stress about it too much.

And you are forgetting the best JoJo: Rudolf von Stroheim. Were it not for him, Joseph would be dead, red stone of Aja nowhere to be found and we would never have had to question our beliefs as a nazi (cyborg) ended up fighting for the good guys.