Whoa, so many posts! 

I'm going to be making a [s]food nerd[/s] rather overenthusiastic cook. 

[quote=@Sodomite]
[@Jacobite]
I'll slide in to snag that First Mate slot, thank you kindly, my sheet should be done tomorrow or the day after.
[/quote]

Please, don't ever use "slide in" in conjunction with that name. Thank you.