[hr][hr][center][color=9999ff][h1]Lorelei[/h1][/color][img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/e90e99ee82dd1bcf24ad155d805758fe/tumblr_nr1qr1vN4N1qd479ro1_500.gif[/img][/center][hr][hr]It had been a peaceful day for the Queen of Hell--though perhaps not a day others would consider peaceful. Everything was in place in hell, with each area continuing to torture souls to the finest degree. Her system was a unique one, designed to pit her immediate underlings against each other, and leave them too busy fighting each other to unite to unseat her. Of course, that didn't mean that Lorelei didn't have the final say in the running of hell. 

[color=9999ff]"What is it, Birdboot?"[/color] Lorelei asked, noticing as a demon rushed into the throne room, interrupting her from her thoughts. She had been making plans for a slight shift in the way punishment operated in hell, an experiment of sorts. Her last bit of meddling, which resulted now in a circle of hell modeled after the DMV, had been a fun treat to operate with. But it was much more fun when she didn't have to push the souls towards damnation, and when they found their way their themselves.

"Your highness, that's not my..."

[color=9999ff]"Spit it out. You're wasting my time,"[/color] she warned. 

"R-right, it's the cage," the flustered demon stammered. "It's...it's gone."

Lorelei frowned a bit, stepping off of her throne, as she approached the demon. With one hand on a stolen angel blade, she cocked her head at him, a bit of insanity glimmering in her eyes. [color=9999ff]"And why am I only hearing this now, Birdboot?"[/color] The demon gulped, sputtering off excuses, and Lorelei sighed, dropping him to the ground. [color=9999ff]"You really don't give our species a good reputation, do you now?"[/color] Pinching her nose, she considered just killing the messenger, but that type of slaughter wasn't her style. 

[color=9999ff]"Lock him in with one of the hard cases,"[/color] Lorelei ordered, regarding the demonic sentries in the room. [color=9999ff]"Give them a hair dryer and...say, twelve hours? Make sure it's filmed. I love it when they get creative."[/color] The demon in front of her looked like he was about to wet himself, and the Queen of Hell rolled her eyes, shoving past him and out of the palace doors. She headed out towards the cage, and when she arrived, it didn't look too good. [color=9999ff]"Fuck me,"[/color] Lorelei groaned. 

She didn't fancy the prospect of having to deal with another apocalypse.