[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Spam is going on strike. We will reduce the quality of our shitposts until our demands are met.

These demands are;

1: We get a wage for shitposting here.

2: We get holidays where we get paid to not shitpost.

3: More potlucks. 
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Failing these minimum requirements we seize the forum, arm ourselves with the products of shit posting, and hold off as de-facto owners of the board. We will make meme bombs in self defense.