[quote=@Devil]
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What's the actual budget for this tournament?
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The cost in number of black & milds it takes for Rilla to read through all the character sheets, form his weird deranged liaison post and watch in amusement as fresh fighters from across the multiverse compete in trying to dismantle one another. 

And for me, I'm guessing just a bottle of Tequila should work.