[quote=@Doc Doctor]

Good shit, Lee. H2H combat is not some cheap gimmick to be toyed with on a whim for the sake of a trend. I held this opinion in silence, not wanting to offend. This ridiculousness has gone on long enough now, though. Don't mistake this for a power trip, or simple bragging. The truth should be evident in what I'm about to say.

Any luchadores who remain in this tournament, I'll deal with in a manner so comically effortless, so repulsively severe, that forever after when they contemplate the description of a punch or a kick, a grab or a throw, the memory will surface like the white whale Ahab so foolishly sought after. The heart will clench, breath will come short, cold sweat will run down the back. Turning the true basis of all combat into a three ring circus? A half assed forum dispute?

Luchalliance. Perhaps you've just never seen a character literally shit down the severed stump of their enemy's neck. I'm willing to toss my sense of humor aside to demonstrate.
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The point of a tournament is to have fun, and we all thought we'd have that fun by tailoring our characters to a theme and tossing them in, at least such was the idea until the profile-policing drained any chance of fun out of this for most of our members. And for you, who submitted Gonad Yaksplitter, pro-wrestling bearer of the Beardforce, to call [i]our[/i] themed profiles ridiculous is the height of hypocrisy.

That said? Bring. It. On.

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