[@Kho] The 100% destroyed part was the one in which I explained a bunch of real animals as if they were something amazing, that for me was my favorite part in a mostly dull post. Couldn't find the will in me to write it all again, so I just kept Carps and Puppers, will get back to everything else in a future post... or the wikia page.

Also look, I opened both page 23 and 24.