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[i]Auz came strutting along the bridge, whistling a shrill rendition of "Groove is in the Heart". Not seeming to notice the King, he began accentuating his song with raunchy pelvic thrusts, busting out the lyrics as he did so.[/i]

[color=00aeef]"Your groove I do deeply dig
No walls, only the bridge
My supper dish, my succotash wi~ish (Sing it, baby)
I couldn't ask for another (Uh huh, uh huh)
No, I couldn't ask for anoth-...er...

Uhhh..."[/color]

[i]As Auz reached the King, his song slowed to an awkward stop. The wind picked up a few tufts of his blonde hair, the swordsman's mouth stupidly ajar as he tried to think of a way to salvage his image before this choice piece of obvious royalty.[/i]