[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
I think the problem with conspiracy theories is they always involve a group of people with the exact same motives making perfect plans. Real conspiracies are flawed, and operated by independent people with different motives. 
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Technically, only the ones we know about (aka the ones that didn't work, aka the BAD ones) are flawed.

MERCURY IN THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY.