[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
[@Awson], don't worry, i give you permission to drink things other than bleach. Get one of those cheap juice bottles they sell in Mexican grocery stores. 
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To be honest, I'm less suspicious of the off-brand juices that they sell in the bodegas here than I am of the "health drinks" they sell at Whole Foods. (Man was not meant to drink a lawn with an avacado thrown in for good measure.)