[@Hellis] So I saw this and decided "why the fuck not", was [i]slightly[/i] tempted to do another Old Man Henderson but I thought you wouldn't like me blowing something up in my first post again like last time :lol [hider=Settrah, the Narcissistic Jerk in a Magical Metal Body] [center][img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/21/5e/e3215e8af4b3a1365cfaf5de403070db.jpg[/img] [h1][color=darkgreen][hr][hr][b][u]S[/u] [u]E[/u] [u]T[/u] [u]T[/u] [u]R[/u] [u]A[/u] [u]H[/u][/b][/color][/h1][h3][sup][sup][i]"The only greatness for man is immortality."[/i][/sup][/sup][/h3][hr][hr][/center] [indent][indent][h3][SUB][u]NAME[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]Great High Divine Immortal God-King Prime Settrah, the One Rebuilt [/indent] [h3][SUB][u]RACE[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]Settrah Being the sole member of his "race", Settrah named his race after himself. Created when you have too many morally corrupt mages and too many curious dwarven engineers, Settrah is a mix of machine and undead. He was alive at one point, several hundred years ago and was summoned by power hungry black mages and necromancers who got some greedy dwarves to build a new metal host for the soul of what they thought was an ancient mage king. Instead they got Settrah the egotistical jackass who was an ambitious (if not stupid and delusional) court servant at best. Being mostly machine, he requires not such wasteful things like food and nourishment and does not sleep for sleep is wasteful; all he needs is to stand by a magic source which will then power his "batteries". The magical alloys used in his construction are durable and stronger than any natural bone and don't rust or corrode thanks to the magic imbibed within them. In theory, Settrah can use magic because of the magic within his metal body, but it has yet to be seen how far or how much magic he can actually physically manifest. Lacking any biological parts means that he cannot be killed with only certain magics being able to put him down for good otherwise he will simply get back up because of his artificial body. Of course this means that if he looses a part of his body or it is destroyed, the creation process of getting a replacement is long and tedious indeed.[/indent] [h3][SUB][u]PROFESSION[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]N/A; probably a delusional peasant or something idk[/indent] [h3][SUB][u]HISTORY[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]Something something sorcery, something something black magic, something something FUCKING DWARVES, something something undead, something something mass murder, something something magical device, something something metal man is now a guard and has cause the number of incidents involving guards shitting their pants to jump dramatically. This is kinda a WIP [/indent] [h3][SUB][u]SKILL[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]Scaring the shit out of little children (Intimidation)[/indent] [h3][SUB][u]PERSONALITY[/u][/SUB][/h3] [indent]If the idiots who summoned him and put him into his body wanted an all powerful, all knowing spirit to teach them stuff, they clearly fucked up. Settrah is very much self centered, egotistical and a bit of a pathological liar. He will find any reason to give himself as much credit as he can while also casting as much blame upon failure on other people. The Settrah will find any reason to tell the nearest person about his "great accomplishments" and "outstanding feats". Nearly all of them are lies and can clash with each other. He will say to one person how he was a warrior beyond repute in the olden days who spent his entire life fighting and say to another how he devoted himself to knowledge. Settrah will always spin things to give his ego a boost to the point one could say that he runs on more ego than magical energy. If it is one slightly redeemable quality Settrah has is that he is stubborn as hell and refuses to bow to any authority. Even his service to the guard is only because he claims he finds it amusing (and the fact that they strapped a magical device on him and will only take it off once he has served him term). He cannot be bribed or otherwise paid off and attempting to threaten a large metal man with metal claws, an apathetic "I am going to kill you, bring you back and kill you again for shits and giggles" face and who speaks in a voice that exudes fear and dread into even the staunches of souls is considered a terrible life decision by anyone who has a brain.[/indent] [/indent][/indent] [/hider]