[quote]I really don't understand this logic. You're quoting supernatural powers like running across thin air, ignoring bullets, punching through ridiculous layers of steel, using nothing to fight something, tank incredible hits and move superfast..

..but you're going to call a supernatural ability bullshit?[/quote]

None of my listed powers are instantly scale-able to match someone else's character sheet.

[quote]You can claim it's metagame but Gonad himself doesn't gain any actual knowledge. He doesn't know what your character can do, he doesn't gain any insight. [/quote]

He doesn't need to gain the insight himself, it's inherent in the Beardforce, which explicitly DOES gain that insight, or else how can it match power to power? Who the fuck cares if I know how much weight Spider-Man can lift? Compare that to the number of people who would care if I could instantly lift the exact same amount that Spider-Man can lift. I don't personally need to know what that number is to be able to instantly throw a car.

[quote]Leveling the field to a battle of actual skill and not "My powers are infinity and yours are punching things therefore you instantly lose"[/quote]

Except that for the fact that he can punch through any supernatural defense, punch intangible creatures and abstract concepts, that is literally exactly what he is himself doing. Instantly gaining the power to match an opponent is leveling the playing field. Ignoring any and all defenses an opponent could possibly enact (on top of the fact that his physical blows cannot be guarded against in any form) means he is not just leveling the playing field, but damn near clearing the opposite side of the board.