[quote=@shylarah]
[@Lady Selune][@Timemaster]

...no offense, but maybe you marry her and then the relationship is awful and makes you both thoroughly miserable?  =P


Your family never finds this thread, but they get shown screenshots by mutual friends.  =P

I wish to be happy, without any significant change to my mentality, ethics, morals, or worldview.  And I have a number of reasons why it's not actually possible to corrupt this wish, but I'm open to refining it further.  <3
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You're happy at the detriment of all around you.

I wish for an edible key-lime pie that won't kill me, make me regret my entire life, or make me sick.