[quote=@Lady Selune]
You have the ability to control glass. 
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Colonel Glass.
Rank A supervillian (helped that he had a healing-factor to match).

[quote=@Lady Selune]
Potato seeds spontaneously are planted around you, as long as they could grow.
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Start a distillery for vodka. Overthrow local warlord in Eastern Europe. Watch Top Gear. Play Minecraft. Get Pig.

Ability to make people forget their nightmares.