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[center][h2][color=00a651][u]         [color=white]❀[/color]  [b]Lucille[/b]  [color=white]❀[/color]         [/u]
[color=00a651][sup][sup][i]Current [color=white]Location:[/color] Hell[/i][/sup][/sup][/color]
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[color=00a651]“It’s a long story Edgelord,”[/color] Lucille said to the dark-armored warrior that was Mephilus. [color=00a651]“I have many children. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to find if you were one of them,”[/color] she followed up offhandedly, reaching up to pat Luci’s head. Of course, all those children were ungrateful little brats all the same, but she figured the general disdain she had for most things was more than well given off by her aura alone.

When Luci hopped off her lap, Lucille watched the myriad of scenes play out in front of her upon her Throne. So this was why Hell was riddled with idiocy; everyone here was an idiot that got nothing done. Really, she could have figured that one out, but here was yet more proof. In the span of a few minutes, Frog was tossed into a volcano and now entertaining Luci, Henry had been tackled by Artoria and no doubt turned into another animal girl, Greg was doing something stupid, and Absinthe was as grating as ever.

[color=00a651]“If your sister is here, she’s probably buried six feet under,”[/color] Lucille said plainly, looking at Absinthe, clenching the arms of her chair and cracking it. [color=00a651]“Mention who runs this place again and I’ll make sure you join her. As for your master, tell her to show up herself and bother me; otherwise I’ll have all three of you as punching bags.”[/color] Before she could finish chewing Absinthe out, a succubus with an axe suddenly appeared. [color=00a651]“And who are you?”[/color] Lucille asked, bristling as this Fran ignored her in place of talking to Luci. 

Back in Hyperion, Bastion was lying in her bed. Arms crossed and staring at the ceiling, the events of the last battle replayed over and over in her head. Despite her usage of the Eyes, she had still almost died back there…no, that wasn’t accurate. She had died and had even been taken as a hostage. Sighing, she noted that she would need to be more ruthless next time; the sound of knocking at her door turned her away from these thoughts.

[color=0072bc]“Oh, High Queen Eos!”[/color] Had she known the High Queen herself would making an appearance, she would have tried to clean her room better. As it was, Bastion scrambled onto her feet and saluted the leader of their Faction. [color=0072bc]“Er, is there a reason you’re here High Queen? Did…Did I do something wrong?”[/color] Worried? She must have screwed up somehow.

Back in Heaven, Celene looked at Ananta with a new light of interest in her gaze. [color=a187be]“So you’re like a…babysitter? For snakes?”[/color] And who was this Eel person? Sure, eels and snakes were kind of similar, but not entirely the same. [color=a187be]“Wait, do you just serve people who…don’t have legs? Or arms I guess too?”[/color]

Elsewhere, Harley watched the sputtering Machina attempt speech but it was swiftly drowned out by Zak. Still, she got the basis of what it was trying to say. And then the golem decided to just die on them, sending rocks and ashes everywhere. Harley stood unfazed as the thing scattered about, mismatched gaze still on Marquis.

[color=silver]“It’s a machine that’s of high value to Queen Eos herself. Maybe you should use it as blackmail or something,”[/color] Harley said, crossing her arms. [color=silver]“And no, I’m not going to help you extract information partner. You wanted treasure? You got it. I’m just the treasure map.”[/color]
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