I'm so god damn arrogant and narcissistic that I periodically reread all of the posts I've made thus far in my favourite RP. Whilst I reread I pretend to be a stranger who's reading my posts for the first time. Unsurprisingly, they're always amazed by them.

In reality though I'm just a padawan learner in the RP arts. To be anywhere close to competent would require me to get at least an undergraduate degree in creative writing.