[quote=@HeySeuss]
<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

Buy your citizenship today for 500K to get a stetson and an AR-15 free while supplies last!
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Plus if you're even WORTHY of citizenship in our great and noble holy land, you should be able to talk him down to 495k easily. That's just pocket change (am I using that correctly? Pockets and change are for the poor)