Every time I want to play a good themed character I end up.... well see an example.

GM:"You encounter a baby on the road"
My character: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcNLtn2gtk[/youtube]

GM:"Mid air the robes peel away from the "baby" to reveal that it actually was a goblin in disguise. An ambush! A few more goblins jump from their hiding..."
Team:"Nice call man, how did you know?"
Me:"Of course I knew...pure instinct"