Edit for Doug: the uncommon super-ability to think.

[quote=@TwelveOf8]
Super Power: To make anyone on Earth laugh utilising referential and meme based humour. Only works once per person.
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To be fair, this is p. much my super-power, and Shynet can confirm.
[quote=@shylarah]
[@Foster] Be a therapist.  AND HELLO THERE!  *glomps*

Hm.  The ability to change the color of your eyes.  ...originally I thought about changing a different thing's color, but I decided...eh, better keep it away from the toilet.
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Rooster teeth had that for "Million Dollars, but" except [i]it glowed[/i], stupidly-brightly... Awesome for hosting NSFW rave-parties...

Add wigs, and now 10th best spy ever.

Ability: To change hairstyle to match whatever you're thinking, BUuuuuuut, there is no 'hold' or 'pause', meaning easy-come, easy-go and a bunch of bad hair days.

[s]Alternately, a sentient shadow that only you can see, oh, and it talks... but again only you can hear it.[/s]