Name: Dzierżysław "Dick" Folster
Nickname: Fully Stirred Cocktwirl (Fisk, for short.)
Alias: Captain Captain
Title: The Only Man Who Can Save Our World
CB Handle: Kappa Cock II
Slurs your frenemies call you: Dickless Holster (Ladies), Chechen Cow (Genteelmen), My Favourite Folster Child (Arseholes)
Pet name from your SO, if you're fortunate enough to have one because I haven't kidnapped them yet: *silence* "Damn it Evil Overlord." - Dick

Species: Human
Race/ethnicity: Vainahks (Chechen)
Gender: Male
Alignment: Good
Occupation: Writer
Powers: Cherry-stem Tongue Tying, and Deadpan Humour
Weapons: None / His Witty Voice

Smart Bio: Dzierżysław was born about twenty-two years ago in a remote town in Caucasus. Then some prick decided to conquer the known world. Dzierżysław's book is now going to face serious publishing delays, which is not something Dzierżysław can deal with. Annoyingly, nobody can pronounce his name either, so they just call him Dick. Generally speaking, Dzierżysław is not in terms of countenance, a dick, and so he decides to try and do something about this evil overlord.

Appearance:[img]http://www.folkinfo.hu/agocs/agocs.jpg[/img]

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