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[center][b]Day/Time:[/b] Day Two - Noon
[b]Location:[/b] Mama's All You Can Eat Restaurant
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The Lumas raised a pointy salute to Naija when she thanked them and the three launched back into the sky to go tracking the cat thief. Cloud watched the Lumas take off again and his attention shifted over to the fish girl who proved to be just as agile on land as one would expect in the water. The ex-SOLDIER straightened his bike and was about to take off after the flying stars when the girl hopped back down and asked him for a ride.

[color=00a99d][b]“Get on,”[/b][/color] Cloud directed. [color=00a99d][b]“And hold on tight.”[/b][/color]

Once Naija was on, Cloud raised his booted feet and darted around the building to his right. He leaned right, dropping a boot onto the pavement and swerved his motorcycle into a sharp right down an alley. The Lumas were able to find the restaurant their magic last detected the cat thief before he disappeared. They hovered over the restaurant, high enough for any heroes to see them and rotating in a circle like a fancy billboard. Cloud pulled up right outside the restaurant and set the stand for his bike. Already from what he could hear outside, the situation well…it sounded ridiculous.

Cloud would walk with Naija inside if she chose to do so and stand behind Luigi and Fox. His blonde brows rose in an expression of surprise and his nose wrinkled in disgust at the sight of Wario. He had to resist walking out. Whatever the troublemaker was up to was usually stupid and a waste of time. Had he not embarrassed himself enough in the Smash Arena? Luigi and Fox seemed to ask the questions they all wanted to know. Now all they needed were answers.

Wario arched a brow at Luigi’s confused and stupid question. He wasn’t too surprised about it seeing as the Mario brothers were dumber than him. [color=662d91][b]“Hired? What do you take me for? I didn’t hire anyone.”[/b][/color] He then puffed out his chest and grinned proudly. [color=662d91][b]“I sold Mario’s remains to King DD, thus this nice spread! What DD doesn’t know is that I’m about to join the heroes to get the dead chump’s remains back. It’s a win-win deal for me. Free money and glory!”[/b][/color]

Waluigi nodded. [color=a187be][b]“Ingenious, wah!”[/b][/color]

As Fox insisted on accusing Wario of being a thief, the villain rolled his eyes. [color=662d91][b]“It was probably King DD who hired the cat burglar. Ha! Cat burglar!”[/b][/color]

Mama darted from the kitchen again with a large bowl of spaghetti. The noodles were stacked into a spiraling tower covered in spaghetti sauce with meatballs mixed in. Wario clapped his hands together and rubbed them greedily before he requested, [color=662d91][b]“Bring the cheese will ya?”[/b][/color]

[color=ec008c][b]“Coming up!”[/b][/color] Mama replied before she raced back into the kitchen.

Wario grabbed a fork and slipped a few ropes of noodles into his mouth and started inhaling the endless locks of carbs. He slurped loud and obnoxiously, shrinking the mountain of noodles down to half its size before he paused to take a breath. He then narrowed his eyes nonchalantly at the gaggle of heroes who were starting to gather.

[color=cyan][b]Don't think that we've all forgotten what you've done.[/b][/color]

[color=662d91][b]“Look here fox-brain, Mario’s my greatest rival. I wouldn’t be Wario without Mario,”[/b][/color] Wario explained and then smirked when he gazed at Luigi. [color=662d91][b]“Besides, it seems to me you guys need all the help you can get seein’ his own brother was the one who I heard was in charge of the mission that got him killed. And everyone says [i]I’m[/i] evil, huh. The Mushroom Kingdom’s gonna be needin’ a new hero. Seein’ as I’ve played the hero game a few times, I don’t mind wearing the red hat and blue suspenders for a while.”[/b][/color]

Mama returned with some parmesan cheese and shook it over the noodles. Wario didn’t say “when” until there was a mountain of shredded cheese on top. He resumed inhaling the noodles until the lost lock disappeared behind his lips and then picked up the bowl to dump the pile of meatballs into his mouth. Munching away with swollen cheeks and a mouth smeared in red sauce, he handed the empty spaghetti bowl back to Mama and grinned.

[color=662d91][b]“Just give it up! I am the eatin’ champ!”[/b][/color] Wario declared.

The Koopa waiter begged. [color=39b54a][b]“Mama, just give him what he wants! They won. If he gets any fatter, he won’t be able to leave!”[/b][/color]

Wario slammed a fist upon the table and glared at the Koopa. [color=662d91][b]“Who are you callin’ fat? I think I’ll have the turtle soup next!”[/b][/color]

The Koopa’s eyes bulged in fright and he fled inside his green shell.

Mama frowned in determination as she thoughtfully stared down at the empty spaghetti bowl in her hands. A light bulb flashed above her head and she raised her head confidently.

[color=ec008c][b]“I know what I’m going to do!”[/b][/color] she exclaimed and raced off into the kitchen.

Wario wiped his mouth with his bib, tugged it from his neck, and tossed it onto the table before him. [color=662d91][b]“We won this contest. She’s just bein’ a sore loser.”[/b][/color]