Well looking at the tally so far, we've got

A Scottish Nerd with Delusions of Grandeur (Don't look at me like that, it's obvious...)

A Chechen Writer who isn't going to put up with this shit.

A Meme Gandalf whose objective is to guide the Hobbits to Kekistan.

A Catgirl that has made her mission in life to make ventilation as deadly as possible.

Sounds like a pretty great acid trip to me.

:D