[quote=@Jbcool]
[@DepressedSoviet] How are we to know that his name isn't actually Alpharius? Or that he's really not just on a clandestine mission into the Blackshields? Hhmmmmm?
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[url=https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Just_As_Planned]"I am Alpahrius!"[/url]

But seriously though, thanks for the compliment.