Roleplayer Confession #1:
I have one character that is my #1 favourite and I have a tendency to eventually abandon all RPs that don't include them.

Roleplayer Confession #2: 
I am annoyed by players who "only play females" or "only play MxF" or whatever their hangup might be. Even if I'm in the mood to play a role that complements their preferences, I find that most of the time they are too trapped in their little comfort zone to be quality RPers anyways.

Roleplayer Confession #3:
I don't care what the forum recommendations are, I don't consider anything less than 5 paragraphs to be "Advanced".

Roleplayer Confession #4:
I avoid RPs where the premise includes a lot of Japanese terminology.

Roleplayer Confession #5:
I hate character sheets.